One, two, three, four! I declare a gnome war!
Un, deux, trois, Quatre! I don't have a rhyme for that...
Un, deux, trois, quatte: un des deux va'et' à quatte pattes!
You can't think in "proper" French in order to get this one, at least not the way i wrote it. I wrote it how we say it in French Canadian. Properly written, it goes like:
Un, deux, tris, quatre. Un des deux va être à quatre pattes.
Of course "va être" has 2 syllables, and that messes the flow, now.